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  rob m what the hell is homostasis ...

 seems impossible to fix...... ...

 They say i have to remove my arm but i dont want to couse i wanna be able to play counter strike, is there a way to get a robot arm or somthin? couse im am a verry good player att cs and need a robor arm or a new one ...

 Stupid thing ripped me off. ...

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 I am customizing my Deluxe with an Ultra tourpack. Don't like the backrest with the arms sticking out since It's only set up for one. Looking for a website that might make something aftermarket. ...

 I'm looking for a picture of a fisherman holding a rope and a lot of fish dangling from the rope. If the fisherman was doing this with both arms that would the best. What I'm picturing in my head is like the fisherman's arms sticking out parallel to the ground. Does anyone have a picture like this or can try searching for it? I've tried image searching and have been unsuccessful, but maybe you'll have better luck. It's much appreciated to anyone who tries to help me out. Thank you. ...

 CINEMA goers: Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p*ss before the film starts. RAPPERS: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. SOLDIERS: Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Truprint. MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again. BURGLARS: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90?, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you. EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin. MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three nothes. This will save your wife from having to do it. GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail. BANGING: two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching. BLIND PEOPLE: Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time. ALCOHOL: makes an ideal substitute for happiness. DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way. PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again. CAR thieves: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat. DEPRESSED people: Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help',simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc. MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. JEREMY Beadle: When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks. SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day. SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan. ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices. McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a s**t anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards. ...

 ship. Somehow... they had legs and arms sticking out of solid steele parts. I've heard of this SEVERAL TIMES, but it was some sort of military experiment with black holes that went wrong. Does anyone know of which experiment I'm talking about. Whenever I have seen shows on this, it was talking about this experiment as if it were documented, but then the documents disappeared, so it was never considered a factual thing... Let me know if you know what Im talking about. Thanks ...

 what if you got your arms stuck in a combine, lost, one arm, and your other arm's hand healed in a thumbs up position? what if you want to give someone a thumbs down? would you have to carry one of those big foam things people get at wrestlemania #65 around with you? ...

 I'm looking for a picture of a fisherman holding a rope and a lot of fish dangling from the rope. If the fisherman was doing this with both arms that would the best. What I'm picturing in my head is like the fisherman's arms sticking out parallel to the ground. Does anyone have a picture like this or can try searching for it? I've tried image searching and have been unsuccessful, but maybe you'll have better luck. It's much appreciated to anyone who tries to help me out. Thank you. Thanks for the help so far guys, I'm getting closer to finding the photo I'm imagining in my head. I'll let you know exactly what I'm looking for in case you come across it. The ideal photo would be an old fisherman at the lake decked out in fishing gear, I mean really looks like a fisherman and holding a rope of fish. ...

 So now, since i took it out, he keeps waking up with a leg or arm stuck in between the bars. The crib is brand new so i am assuming it passes the guidelines. But now i am worried that he is going to break a leg or arm . What should i do? Any suggestions would be very helpful! Thanks! Just for the record, i took it out because i kept waking up and his face was pushed in to the bumper where he rolled over into it. I was worried about him not being able to breathe. ...

 When a team intenually walks a batter. Why does the catcher stand behind the plate with his arm stuck out and the pitcher strows the ball outside the plate. Why don't he just stand outside the plate and play catch with the pitcher for 4 balls. ...

 My Debate is on man vs nature it has todo with the book between a rock and a hard a hard place by aron ralston its an english assignment so i dunno where to post this but sence it has to do with man and nature so i figured i would place this here any ways we are debateing what is a more dangerous fource or something like that but we had to read the book between a Rock And a Hard place by aron ralston for those who havnt read it its about a guy who went climbing and hiking and got his arm stuck under a bolder and he had to cut his own arm off in order to free him slef casue nobody knew where he was at thats just a quick run down of the book so can somebody plz help me well its not really arguing with the book thats just what we had to read to get an idea of what was going on we have to debate if man is stronger or if nature is stronger its really messed up if u think about it ...

 Does anyone know where I can find a video of a SNL episode with Paris Hilton and Keane? They were doing an American Idol parody, and Rachel Dratch has an tiny arm sticking out of her head. I NEED THIS VIDEO, please help if you can :) ...

 would be burgular arrested arfter being found with arm stuck in mail slot. convienence store robber idenentifed when survalence sees through disgise (a cler plastic bag) is latter arrested man arested for lude a lecidious conduct infront of minors after pulling off road to urinate in near buy woods supper soaker assasin arrester for fellonony assault and battry after saturating police officer teen arrested for burgalizing coke machine incidently 2 of these got convictions 1 was prosecuted then aquited and one dismised ,if you can guess wich is wich your a shooe in ...

 Do non-USA people not have any idea what personal space is? I was just in Chipotle. And this Mexican girl was like really close. No idea about personal space. A few years ago, I was in Disney world. Same thing. People not speaking English. Always right on you. I have to put a book under my arm. Sticking out the back. And while standing in line. When people are right on me. I would move side to side. Really nailing the people. Do people from outside the US just have no clue about personal space? ...

 would be burgular arrested arfter being found with arm stuck in mail slot. convienence store robber idenentifed when survalence sees through disgise (a cler plastic bag) is latter arrested man arested for lude a lecidious conduct infront of minors after pulling off road to urinate in near buy woods supper soaker assasin arrester for fellonony assault and battry after saturating police officer teen arrested for burgalizing coke machine in case of more than one right answer .2 broght convictions 1 tried and aquited and one was dismised and ofcorse one is bs if you can guess wich is wich you get the points ...