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 justin drew bieber!? as high pitched: me a river: ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?? OOPPS!!!!!!!! SORRY I PUT THIS UNDER THE WRONG CATEGORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! ...

 Hey everyone, go to my questions for Part 1 of my fight with Justin Timberlake, then come back to this. I followed Justin Timberlake through the backstage area as the penguins helped evacuate the panickng crowd. The guards were swept up in the chaos onstage. Justin and I ended up in the VIP parking lot, where I had secretly hid my car. Justin scurried into his giant luxury bus, and I into my car.He hurriedly pulled out, and I followed. And so a chase began in the dead of night. I though I had Justin as I pushed my sniper out the window and prepared to take the shot. Out of nowhere, though, a chopper cut through the trees. It placed itself over me, and a man stuck his arm out from it, dropped a small, black case through my sunroof! At once it revealed itself as a bomb! The helicopter has started spitting a fury of bullets upon my vehicle. The bomb has somehow hooked itelf onto my dashboard, and has started a 5 minute countdown! What should I do? I need a plan! Help! Remember to either give a plan or send help, but not to end this story yourself. Thanks! Thanks, Raven. I don't know what I would do without these penguins. This is what happened. I was able to continue my pursuit of the bus. I kept on his tail, still in a pitch black sky, until we reached the Golden Gate Bridge. (Remember, we're in California.) Suddenly, as we set wheel upon it, Justin Timberlake's bus broke down! The cause of which I know not. Anyway, I tried to stop my car to get him, but my brakes and controls were jammed with bubble gum pieces! I looked back in front of me, and to my horror, I saw myself approaching a pulled over car. Bam! I hit them head on. I crawled out of the car along with the man I hit, but we had to quickly back up as more cars slammed into our two. We watched in shock as this quickly progressed into a 52 car pile up. Justin started to run off the bridge, but I quickly caught up to him. He changed direction, but realized that the jumble of now burning cars blocked his progression. The only way-up. This is definatley going to get ugly. ...

 Cursing Problem Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father?s getting tired of it. He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, ?Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests.? Two days before Christmas, Justin?s father asks him what he wants for Christmas. ?I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.? On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, ?What did Santa bring you this year?? Justin replies, ?I think I got a damn dog, but I can?t find the son of a bitch!? Fascinate The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him. Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." ...

 Now that Justin Timberlake's producer Timbaland wants to help Britney get her life back on track, do you think that Justin Timberlake will step up and help Britney Spears with her career? Do you think he will move past all the hurt and forgive her? Reports say he agreed to help as long as " Britney would be serious". I just want opinions. MY OPINION IS THIS: I think Britney deserves more credit than she gets. Talk about growing up fast, the girl didn't even have a chance to be a kid. Justin Timberlake was there with her growing in his career. They have something there that is undeniable. Britney and Justin were together from very young ages and for quite a long time. LIFE is about lessons. Britney couldn't learn what she needed to learn living the life she was living and Justin couldn't help her much because they both were going through the same things together. I think that is why Britney made some of the choices she did regarding JT and their relationship. I I also think that Britney had major regrets. I think she has been lashing out all of these years. Justin Timberlake was left, basically speechless. Britneys life spiralled out of controll and it was all because of the decisions she made. I think Justin Timberlake was hurt so bad that he thought she deserved it. She made her bed and she can lye in it. I hope he has found it in his heart to forgive her and love her as a friend. Who knows mabye they could find love again? I guess more than anything I believe the only person who can truely get through to Britney is Justin. ...

  I think its obvious for him the clean shaven look work much much better. ...

 Hello everyone. If you read my questions "Help, the Helicopters Are Closing In" , and the Never Ending Questions Parts 1 and 2, you will see that I once defeated Britney Spears, with the help of Raven. I now am going after my next celebrity, Justin Timberlake. Okay, I snuck into Justin timberlake's concert in California. I climbed up upon the collection of lights hanging over the stage, secretly, and readied a sniper to hit Justin. I was about to strike when I lost my footing and fell upon the stage. The sight of my gun caused an uproar of panic in the crowd. The special effecs worker went into a state of shock and caused the fire planned to shoot upward to lose control and set the stage aflame. Fire is now engulfing the stage and I am trrapped within it with a team of 7 body guards, What should I do? I need to get escape, get Justin and somehow save the civilians from this fire. Please send a plan on how to get out of the situation and accomplish my goal. Thanks! ...

 Hey everyone, there is a Part 1, 2, 3 and 4 to this question. Be sure to go to my profile and read them before you answer this. It is a continued story where YOU say what happens next. Several years ago, I had a dream. It was about a beautful butterfly, with huge, gorgious wings. All the other animals in the bright, green filed admired it and its grace. Then, the dream became scary. The butterfly started to grow. Its wings became red in color. It then started to consume all of the little animals around it! It grew and grew, and developed a horrible, evil face. Then, the creature burst, splattering blood and flesh everwhere. Names flashed... Brittney Spears, Mariah Carry, Jessie McCartney... and many others. This disturbing dream bothered me for months. I couldn't figure out what it meant. Then, it hit me. The symbolism added up! I was meant to end these people. So there he was, my God given goal, like a sitting duck. (No pun intended) But I couldn't do it. On that island, Justin and I talked... a lot. He described the life of a celebrity... the ups and downs... mostly the downs. I, well, I didn't say much. Either way, we became close. I just didn't realize how close until now. I looked into Justin's eyes, and he understood. We tied up our raft and drifted back to the coast of California. Fastening my beak Buster into by back harness, the two of us wandered into an alley. He needed to discuss something with me. Just as Justin was about to speak, footsteps sounded. There was a cloaked man at the end of the alley, holding a dagger. His eyes were set on Justin. ...