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 Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, he shooed Horatio the Physician away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. So the King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... Moral of the story: Always pay your bills. ...

 If you liked the old Nickelodeon as much as I do, post your comments and memories hear! Plus one more question. Last year when I was in school I meet a Senior who also liked Nick. He said that ever since Dil came Nick went down the tubes. What do you think stopped the Golden Age and started the Dark Age of Nickelodeon? REMEMBER THE '90's! P.S. Don't put Pinwheel in hear. I was born in 1990 so I don't remeber Pinwheel. ...

 Don't worry fans, Josh Morrow will be back - and Nick is alive - but has a memory loss! A casting call for the role of a sexy nurse for Nick has many wondering if Nick, during his memory loss, will fall in love with this new woman. News comes about the remains of Nick's plane. Down the line, Nick fights to win Sharon back! ...

 Nick is the oldest and his brother is the younger then Nick. They both have CD's out Nick has 1 CD of his own. His brother has a few out as well. Nick is in a group called Backstreet Boys and has CD's out with a new CD that just came out. Nick played in a movie called The Hollow, his brother is in a Lizzie Mcguire show. Nick was also part of a show called Punked. ...

 Ok i know that you all know me as LIFE and i love the nick and everything and LIFE really means a lot to me as it gave me pains all through the way " thank God" nyways im thinking of changing it because many sentences that people talk about they say "Life" and i go like HUH you called and then it will be like " Uhhh Not you Life REAL LIFE" So i said many "Ands" So, im thinking of changing it and it will be a vote thingy 1- Life 2- Ghannouge (My freinds always call me that) 3- You can pick your own for me ( this is not a nick i actually mean that YOU yes yYOU can choose a NICK yes a NICK (in english not arabic NICK) for me,.. Yalla im waiting and see you tommorrow , my office will be closing in about 40 minutes.. Ohh one last joke "Adel emam was in a play playing (acting) so the audience went " Nukta" " Nukta" "Nukta" (means they need a joke" So Adel said "La Wallahi Ma Nuktahash :P" Its old i know yalla bye Woow i love to talk :P ...

 Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that this type of itch could be cured; but it required special medicinal properties present in Nick the Dragon Slayer?s lips, that had to be applied to her breasts for two hours. (contd. below?) The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly smeared on his lips, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts for the two hours. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... Moral of the story: Always pay your bills in time! ...

 My friend "HOT-N-NASTY" is sitting here next to me and she is giving me her nick name. But I do not have a nick name to give back to her. In other words, we want to exchange nick names. Since I have no nick name, I am up for any suggestions? HELP CHOOSE A NICK NAME FOR the "ghostguff3" ...

 am i just crazy or will it be a little bit acward with nick and miley touring together when they broke up. i mean did u c nick at the teen choice awards he was like standing so far away from miley, haha and no mean comments please nobody care about pointless comments. (not trying to be mean) any miley messing up her and nicks relationship stories are great more more more!! lol ...

 I live in western washingrton near seattle.I watch nick@nite but for the last 3 nights when I was watching nick the sound cuts out. Does anyone else who watches nick @nite get the same thing.Also does nick@nite have a E-mail address where you can conntact someone and let them know about this problem.please let me know thanks ...

 When I use another nick my main nick shows up on the screen, this shouldn't happen. Why is it not showing me the nick on the top?? Why does it have another nick after I send the message in the same instant message box? Yahoo Messenger products are awful. ...

 Next week Nick finally returns. SPOILER: A lady doctor is camping in the woods and finds Nick badly wounded. Afraid to move Nick because of his injuries. Her cell phone is dead so she goes for help. When she leaves Nick gets a visit from Cassie asking him to come with her. Nick can see Cassie & he believes Cassie wants to show him how to go home. Instead Cassie is trying to show him the way to heaven. The dr. returns & takes Nick back to the cabin. She has to tie him down so he will stay put...STAY TUNED!!! June 14th is the day Cassie appears The reason for the plane crash and the location of the cabin will not be given. ...

 i love old nick it rocked. now no one watches "nick" because they have bad shows. who agrees that they should bring back the old nick shows from earl 90's late 80's?.......well just wonderin...... as far as "nick at nite" that is alrgiht because i like those shows for the most part. i mean the shows like "are you afraid of the dark?, Clarissa explains it all, and so on. " forgot the quotation mark. ...

 I just saw an opinion poll on f1racing.net/en asking who will partner Alonso next year. Pedro, Lewis, Garry, and Nick's names were there. Nick Heidfeld at McLaren? Where did that come from? I thought Nick had a watertight and pretty lucrative deal with BMW. ...