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 You must sing this to the tune of "I Will Survive" I know ya?ll can relate to this one! LOL! I will survive - must sing this.... Girls try not to laugh too loud when u sing this! SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! ...

 At first I was afraid, I was petrified. > > When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! > > But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I > > grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... > > But there you are, another lie, > > I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! > > I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream > > Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! > > > > Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, > > Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! > > Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? > > Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! > > > > [Chorus] > > > > I will survive! I will survive! > > Cuz as long as I have batteries, > > My sex life's gonna thrive! > > I will always have good sex, > > With a handful of latex! > > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! > > > > It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your > > little weiner standing tall and proud! > > But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm > > saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! > > > > [Chorus] > > > > I will survive! I will survive! > > Cuz as long as I have batteries, > > My sex life's gonna thrive! > > I will always have good sex, > > With a handful of latex! > > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! Its a forward I got from a GF. So yes its copied. And theres no question behind it its ment to make ppl who read it smile and laugh. So quit being a sourpuss about it. ...

 I Will Survive At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on. But there you are, another lie,I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a french fry, I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count. I will survive, I will survive, Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive, I will survive, I will survive... hey hey. It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing short and proud, But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed. I will survive, I will survive... hey hey. ...

 I want to put the song "i will survive" on my myspace! I have searched for it and found nothing. Can someone find it, or tell me a way to find the song and upload it to my page!? Thanks so much! ...

 hey doesn anyone know where to find the I will survive sheet music? I found one but its too simple, like, no chords at all, only the tune. If anyone can find an acceptably nice version (piano score), please help me. Thank you :) ...

 Please tell me the lyrics of the 1970's Disco song, 'I Will Survive'. Thanks. =D ...

 I want to put the song "i will survive" on my myspace! I have searched for it and found nothing. Can someone find it, or tell me a way to find the song and upload it to my page!? Thanks so much! ...