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 i have a cat named fred. he is about 3 or so yrs old, and a black and white mix...(like the strays everyone sees...)(heres a pic of a cat that looks like him....&rurl=&p=pictures+of+black+and+white+cats&type=jpeg&no=1&tt=24,343&oid=5fbfdfc06ddcdd82&ei=UTF-8) now fred is about the size of a small dog...about 2 1/2-3ft long(including tail)and his tail is about a foot of that. he is about a foot tall, and weighs about 15-20lbs.i was wondering if i should worry, or if he is a normal sized cat, or what. ps: my back hurts a lot, and could me picking up fred lots be the cause? ...

 A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name." Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred" the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies... "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred." The officer let him go without even a warning. :-) ...

 I had a friend named Fred who said it is a dying name. He said that other than Fred Dyrst (30's?) and Fred savage (20's?) that's the youngest you'll find anyone named Fred. The Fred I know is in his 40's and says you just don't have parents naming their kids Fred anymore, Period! ...

 Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!" ...

 Ol' Fred was in the hospital and near death. His family, deeply concerned about his fate, called in the preacher and asked if he would stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The preacher lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note. He grasped at the preacher's jacket with a teary eyed look on his face. His mouth was moving but no words came out. With his last breath he gave the preacher his note still grasping on to him, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the ulogy, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read, "You retard, you're standing on my oxygen tube!" ...

 Hey does any1 have any lookups for neopets that are fred fred burger he is like the best dude in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please answer neomail me at i_heart_dylansprouse!!!!!!!!! fred fred burger rules!!!!!!!! YES! ...

 "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it?" Doc says, "Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't understand it, but OK." He puts Fred to sleep, does the trick, and is waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up. "Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Fred asks. "It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an operation. As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task, and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my.." "CIRCUMCISED!" yells Fred. "THAT'S THE WORD!! ...

 With the failure of their preferred candidates to inspire any public support, is Fred Thompson just a back-door way for the Bush/Cheney team to maintain control of the government? --------------------------------- Key Bush backers rally to Fred Thompson By: Mike Allen Jun 4, 2007 02:22 PM EST Fred Thompson has signed on high-profile supporters. George P. Bush, a nephew of President Bush, has contributed to the prospective presidential campaign of Fred Thompson and signed an e-mail asking friends and associates to do the same, The Politico has learned. "In a field of candidates without a clear favorite among our fellow Republicans, my sincere hope is that you consider joining us in this effort to encourage Fred to run," the e-mail says. The involvement of a Bush family member highlights a stream of former Bush-Cheney aides and supporters who are signing on with Thompson, in some cases quietly. Thegubmint, Regardless of your political point of view, do you think that is the Fred Thompson role? Kveryeffective, All of the members of the ruling elite attend the same social functions and have the same economic and general political interests. That is not in question. The question is whether or not Fred Thompson is a back door attempt for the Bush/Cheney faction to maintain control of the government. Grips, If you would turn off the propaganda stations for a spell and pick up a history book instead you would realize that history is ripe with conspiracies. In fact, many people are arrested and sent to jail every year convicted of conspiracy -- a lot of them Republicans. Kathy, My thinking is that the current list of preferred GOP candidates, especially Guiliani, aren't inspiring any real public support, so Fred Thompson is thrown into the mix as the "exciting savior." But, in reality, he's just more of the same with a different name. Michael, I merely read a story and noticed the Bush/Cheney link to a supposedly "rising star" undeclared candidate in an election where the preferred candidates are less than inspiring. Your the one choosing to stick your head in the sand and ignore that reality. Perhaps you should be sorry for yourself instead. Briang, Apparently, you didn't understand the question. Go back and read it again. Alea, Uhhh, you read it, buddy. Wordy, I'm not suggesting that Thompson is Bush's clone any more than Giuliani, McCain, or Romney are Bush's clones. What I'm suggesting is that the faction of the ruling elite that backs the Bush agenda realizes that they have no viable candidate in the current election as none of their preferred candidates are very inspiring. Hence they've come up with a back door play in Thompson. ...

 Jimmy J, I have gone to the Task Manager. This is what I found: Image Name User name CPU Mem Usage AcroRd32.exe Fred 00 26,792k CCAPP.EXE Fred 00 20,584k explorer.exe Fred 00 16,432k SUPERANTISPYWARE.EXE Fred 00 17,392k iexplore.exe Fred 00 58,676k svchost.exe System 00 19,408k All the rest of my processes are using only 4 digits worth of memory. In looking at the above, what's not right and how do I correct it? Fred ...

 Sue and Fred have a combined age of 42 years. If Sue's age is 1/2 of Fred's, how old is Fred in years? 16 20 23 28 35 ...

 i am very frustrated right now because the person with the username Fred Jones has been plagiarizing my yahoo answers. proof: my yahoo answer: profile-info-esiCZfZHaa and Fred Jones' answer: profile-info-AA11878234 although, i have to say, Fred Jones did add like 3 more sites on there but the rest are mine. so i am just asking a favour to not vote for Fred Jones as best answer if the answer he gave was plagiarized from me or from anyone else if you find it. thank you btw, if you go look at his yahoo answers (the most recent ones) you'll notice that they are all plagiarized from me. ...

 David S. Broder: Shaking up presidential race Sacramento Bee, Opinion David S. Broder When Fred Thompson makes his long-delayed entrance into the Republican presidential race, he will not tiptoe quietly. Instead, he will try to shake up the establishment candidates of both parties by depicting a nation in peril from fiscal and security threats -- and prescribing tough cures he says others shrink from offering. In a two-hour conversation over coffee at a restaurant near his Virginia headquarters, the former senator from Tennessee said that when he joins the battle next month, he "will take some risks that others are not willing to take, in terms of forcing a dialogue on our entitlement situation, our military situation and what it's going to cost" to assure the nation's future. After spending most of the last few years on TV's "Law and Order," and starting a new family with two children under 4, the 65-year-old lawyer says he finds himself motivated for the first time to seek the White House. "There's no reason for me to run just to be president," he said. "I don't desire the emoluments of the office. I don't want to live a lie and clever my way to the nomination or election. But if you can put your ideas out there -- different, more far-reaching ideas -- that is worth doing." Thompson, like many of the others running, has caught a strong whiff of the public disillusionment with both parties in Washington -- and the partisanship that has infected Congress, helping to speed his own departure from the Senate. But he says he thinks that the public is looking for a different kind of leadership. "I think a president could go to the American people and say, 'Here's what we need to be doing. and I'm willing to go half-way.' Now you have to make them (the opposition) go half-way." The approach Thompson says he's contemplating is one that will step on many sensitive political toes. When he says "we're getting a free ride" fighting a necessary war in Iraq with an undersized military establishment, "wearing out our people and equipment," it sounds like a criticism of the president and the Pentagon. When he says he would have opposed adding the prescription drug benefit to Medicare, "a $17 trillion add-on to a program that's going bankrupt," he is fighting the bipartisan judgment of the last Congress. When he says the FBI is perhaps incapable of morphing itself into the smart domestic security agency the country needs, he is attacking another sacred cow. Thompson repeatedly cites two texts as fueling his concern about the country's future. One is "Government at the Brink," a two-volume report he issued as chairman of the Senate Governmental Affairs Committee at the start of the Bush administration in 2001 and handed to the new president's budget director as a checklist of urgent management problems in Washington. The difficulties outlined in federal procurement, personnel, finances and information technology remain today, Thompson said, and increasingly "threaten national security." His second sourcebook contains the scary reports from Comptroller General David Walker, the head of the Governmental Accountability Office, on the long-term fiscal crisis spawned by the aging of the American population and the runaway costs of health care. Walker labels the current patterns of federal spending "unsustainable," and warns that unless action is taken soon to improve both sides of the government's fiscal ledger -- spending and revenues -- the next generation will suffer. "Nobody in Congress or on either side in the presidential race wants to deal with it," Thompson said. "So we just rock along and try to maintain the status quo. Republicans say keep the tax cuts; Democrats say keep the entitlements. And we become a less unified country in the process, with a tax code that has become an unholy mess, and all we do is tinker around the edges." Thompson readily concedes that he does not know "where all those chips are going to fall" when he starts challenging members of various interest groups to look beyond their individual agendas and weigh the sacrifices that could assure a better future for their children. But these issues -- national security and the fiscal crisis of an aging society with runaway heath care costs -- "are worth a portion of a man's life. If I can't get elected talking that way, I probably don't deserve to be elected." Thompson says "I feel free to do it" his own way, and that freedom may just be enough to shake up the presidential race. hour or so ago, someone had asked a few questions about Fred Thompson and I was stunned to read a few responses stating that Fred had announced that he?s not running. I receive mail from ?Friends of Fred? on a regular basis and thought I?d share the latest tidbit. I think he?ll be a strong candidate who will give everyone a run for their money and would welcome your opinions. Do you think that he?ll beat Rudy in the primary and what are his chances for becoming our next President? East Coaster, The link is a bit further up on this page. :) ...

 A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than th e posted speed limit. So he asks the biker his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical, school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.""After a while I got bored being a doctor, so so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS." Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD." Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just " Fred." The officer walked away in tears, laughing. ...

 Does anyone remember his movie Last Best Chance? In it he played the President trying to stop terrorists bringing suitcase nukes into the US. But suitcase nukes are so difficult to build as to be almost fantasy even for the US or the former USSR - much less the Iranians or the alleged terrorist country of your choice. Day before yesterday in a speech Old Fred expressed his opposition to the immigration bill in Congress and decried the flow of illegal immigrants from Cuba, saying: "I don't imagine they're coming here to bring greetings from Castro. We're living in the era of the suitcase bomb." Huh? So one of three possibilities must be true; 1. Fred has no idea what he's talking about (ignoramus) 2. Fred thinks the movies are real. (Thorazine might help) 3. Fred is a liar. Any one of which ought to disqualify him from being President. Which do you think? . . ...

 hi fred! we may go to england for living. my father will go to tehran next week for preparing the documents. my brother will go to highschool this year and my parents want him to study there. i wont go there because i think there is just one year for me to study in highschool and then 4 years in university and then i may go there but now. but my mother doesnt agree with me. any way i like to know your idea because your idea is important for me.but fred if one day i go there i would be really happy to see you in england. fred i am so confused i cant concentrate on my lessons i dont know to study english or my own lessons?what do you thing is right to do? ...

 Pro 2nd amendment pro life pro troop surge How about shutting the boarders down now Fred? How about the Illegals that are here Fred? Hey Fred, suck it up, and do the right thing. ...

 Our small town has a mayor named Fred and I wanted to get that song for him. I sing "fred ridin fred" every time I see him. ...

 Fred Fish put together one of the greatest software libraries available, for the Amiga computer. I've always had respect for Fred for the time and work that he put into the collection. I'm sad to learn of his passing. Next time you load up UAE or dig out the old 'miggy, think of Fred with thanks. Fred Fish Nov-04-1952 to Apr-20-2007. ...

 hi fred my profile has changed and i cant find you where are you/ ...

 A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD." "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS." "Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am just Fred." The officer walked away in tears, laughing. ...